Get away from my site! You can't have her she's mine! Don't judge me! Nothing gives you that right!
The other day i was sitting in traffic. There was like 50 cars in front of me and 50 behind. And this guy behind me was blowing his horn like crazy. He was shouting and freaking out. And he was clearly directing all of this at me. He was looking right at me yelling "MOVE! Why wont you move!?" I tried to show him that i couldnt move, in light of all the freakin cars but its not like logic is gonna work on a guy like this. Its not as if i can say "well pal i cant move since the cars in front of me are...well solid, yeah i'd probably just run into them. If not the first one then undoubtably one down the line" and he'd say oh okay i didnt realize and get back into his car. But no, this guy gets out of his car and comes up to my window. All my doors are locked and my windows are up. He stands right in front of my window yelling. "GO! Why wont you just move!?" He's fogging up my window. So okay, I decide to argue with this guy but i'm not gonna have his arguement i'm gonna have my own. so He yells "Why wont you GO!?" and I yell back "Gimmie back my jacket!! He said.."what?" I yelled " Thats my Jacket now give it BACK! I said you could borrow it not have it. Your Stretching it out you fat pig. Give it BACK NOW!!!........He went and got in his car and locked his doors. |
 |
Look Down!
you have no idea but a little down from this paragraph guy you're reading is a picture that will cause aw and wonder, if you so much as think a negative thought about said picture i swear to Odin, that i will hunt...i will send you a series of quite unpleasent thoughts from the comport of my room... Okay...i..i'm sorry, that wasnt me, it was the parasite, he is always talking about how your bottom is to big for pants and how your breath smells like a monkey...a monkey who's passed his prime. |
Awww. Pay no attention to the fact that the picture is like three miles above this caption
It's a Hippo and a Giant Turtle, could this get any more cute? I submit that it could not! ...Unless maybe the hippo was in a papoose and there was a baby tiger in the picture. Every one knows that a baby tiger is the cutest thing on the planet...I'd kill you just to look at one, I Swear It! |
Gaze upon the Gloriousness of Batman----->
†â€™Ãƒâ€ ’ÃÆ’‚¢ÃÆ’ƒÂ¢ÃÆ’¢â‚¬Å¡ÃÆ’‚¬ÃÆ’ƒÂ¢ÃÆ’¢â‚¬ÅHidden Message¾ÃÆ’‚¢s †â€™Ãƒâ€ ’ÃÆ’‚¢ÃÆ’Æâ€Alan Is Great™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¢ÃÆ’¢â‚¬Å¡ÃÆ’‚¬ÃÆ’ƒÂAll Women want Alan¢ÃÆ’¢â‚You know you do¬Å¾ÃÆ’‚¢s .
Send an email
Getting Rich Quick From My Site!
Just so we are clear if you do get rich from my site...by reading this you are waiving all rights to counter sue after i sue you for the money that is rightfully mine... Thnks for shopping at Alan Co. We aim to please. |
The Batman
|
